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Scientists believe the morning show with
Jay and Randy was probably formed when a meteor of indeterminate origin
slammed into the Earth 65 million years ago.
The ensuing ice age wiped out the
dinosaurs and cut deep chasms into what were to become the now familiar
continents we know and love today.
A tiny fragment of meteor most likely
contained the building blocks of drive-time radio life hidden in it’s craggy
exterior.
When mixed with the Earth’s atmosphere
rudimentary radio signals appeared.
Early man most likely used the WCHE
studios for shelter from the elements.
Tribes of hunter/gatherers often used
the production room as an early smoke house.
When Homo Sapiens and Neanderthals
briefly coexisted it was the Neanderthals who worked the board for the
morning show, but the Homo Sapiens who adjusted the transmitter.
In those slightly less enlightened
times, morning show humor would often revolve around flatulence and cave
drawings, unlike the intelligent radio we are accustomed to today.
During the Iron Age, WCHE received it’s
first transmitter tower. That it still remains today, though does not
broadcast as well, stands as a testament to its builders.
Though science and history back up the
existence of WCHE, there are still those who put forth the ‘Intelligent
Design Theory of WCHE’.
Scientists however, are quick to point
out that if you listen to the morning show, you will immediately realize
that intelligence has no place there.
End History of the Morning Show. Part
One.
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